NFL Live transcript

Rece Davis: I'm Rece Davis here with Mark Schlereth for another segment of Coors Light Gimmicky Timed Football Segment. Mark you have 35 seconds to answer the first question. Will the Bill Belichick and the Patriots add another ring to their collection?

Mark Schlereth as 35 seconds starts to tick down on the screen and stock footage of Patriots highlights rolls: Well Bill Belichick knows his players can play football. Tom Brady knows how to play the game of football and knows he can depend on the guys around him to play football as well. I mean here's a bunch of football players that know how to get it done. Football.

Rece Davis : Can the Bears defense carry them back to the Super Bowl this year? You have 10 seconds.

Mark Schlereth: Well the Bears defense knows how to get down in the trenches and play smashmouth football. Here's a bunch of hardnosed smashmouthed trench warriors, that use trench warfare to enact hardnosed smashmouth smashmouth trenches.

Rece Davis: Will New Orleans be able to pick-up where they left off from last year's magical season? you have 40 years to answer. Years pass and nothing is said between the two, at one point Schlereth asks if there is any coffee around. Rece Davis gets a polyp removed from his large intestine. Schlereth finds buddhism and goes on a pilgrimage to Nepal for several years before returning disillusioned by the sect's dogmatic mythology. 12 more years of silence follow on the set before Schlereth answers as the clock on the screen ticks off the final seconds.

Mark Schlereth: Smashmouth.

Rece Davis: Will Jamaal Anderson be able to help out Atlanta in his first year? 3 seconds.

Mark Schlereth: Here's a guy who likes to get down in the trenches and play smashmouth.

Rece Davis: What is this a picture of? You have 2 weeks. Rece Davis holds up a picture of a World War I soldier at the bottom of a trench holding a Smashmouth album

Mark Schlereth a bright smile comes over his face followed quickly by confusion and then guilt then a smile again. Mark furrows his brow and stares intently at the picture for 13 days. Finally a horrified look comes over his face as the blood drains from his cheeks: Football?

Rece Davis: That's all for this weeks Coors Light Gimmicky Timed Football Segment back to the studio. When Rece Davis tries to throw it back to sportscenter he realizes that there is no one there. Him and Schlereth walk outside to find only ashen ruins and an old newspaper that brushes by their feet with the headline "Yellowstone about to Blow". Davis and Schlereth realize what they have to do to save civilization and have several children, one of whom grows up to be a modestly succesful hair stylist.